i’m having chest pains
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
Ashton’s worry for the kittens x
Please get some rest. Take a whole month off and hibernate. The 5sos fam won’t hate you for it, we actually reccomend it. We just want you to relax, be with your family, and to take care of yourselves. We are so incredibly proud of you guys and thank you for everything. We love you.
The 5sos family.
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
Where does Michael get all his cute sweaters from bc i want them all
he literally goes from cute ball of sunshine to “im gunna fuck u up against a wall” in seconds and im not okay